Hello people .

Jokes to share with you guys .



Q. What did the chicken say to the pig at the farm?

A. Thanks to you , I feel worthy again. ( Swine flu no pork!! )


Q. Doraemon was walking alone while he saws Hello Kitty and wave at her "Hello Hello Kitty!" Hello Kitty looks at him, then continued walking and pisses Doraemon. Why?

A. Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth .


Q. The next day, Hello Kitty saws Doraemon a distance away and tried to ring the bells from her bracelet to caught his attention. However Doraemon continues walking away further from her, and Hello Kitty was angry with him. Why?

A. Doraemon doesn't have ears .


Q. After that, while Doraemon was continue walking, he fell into the construction hole accidentally and cries for help. Badtz Maru walked passed the hole, heard Doraemon's voice but couldn't saw him even though he was near him. Why?

A. Because his eyes keep looking upwards


Q. Why do trees always gets struck by lightning?

A.Because they sway


Q. If Sweet Talk sells drinks .. Bread talk sells bread .. What talk sells
delicious chocolate bars?

A. Bar Talk (Buttock)


Q. What did the tissue ah beng say when he's unhappy?

A.Tissue Ah Beng said, "You don't make me angry ar. Later i tissue a lesson! "


Q. At a Sushi Bar, Sushi A meets his friend Sushi B. Guess what he says.

A. Wasabi!



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